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    How can you tell if the stage is level?
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    It's level only if the drool is coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

    (the following applies to my school, I don't know if it does to yours)
    The end of the world has come. Where are the band people?
    Flutes- still trying to get in tune
    Clarinets- still looking for the mythical "perfect" reed
    Oboes- who knows?
    Bassoons- making retarded noises with there reeds
    Saxes- jazz jam session in jamaica
    French horns- complaining how they never get a good part
    Trumpets- there heads are exploding because they are trying to see who can hit the highest note
    Trombones- making stupid jokes about their "Boners"
    Euphoniums- laughing at everyone else acting stupid
    Tubas- we're not looking that hard
    Percussion- drumming on shrapnel

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    What is the best way for tenor sax players play?
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    ten-or twenty miles away

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    Jeez, I know a million of them...

    What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
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    bassoons burn longer.
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    Why is the french horn a divine instrument?
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    when man blows in it, only god knows what comes out.
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    Why were flutes invented?
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    To hit the person to your right
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    What's the definition of a half step?
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    Two oboes playing in unison
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    There is a group of 6th grade flute players, and they are in a competition to who can get the highest note.
    "look guys, I can play a high A" (screeeeeeech!)
    "well I can get to high B" (screeeech any glass nearby busts)
    "I can play piccolo!" (panic ensues)
    "Nooooo! DON'T DO IT!"
    "PUT IT AWAY!"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

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    I just realized that most of you will already know these jokes. Also, a few of my jokes aren't that funny (french horn joke).

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    How are a saxophone and a guillotine simular?

    1. They are both lethal.
    2. They are both always sharp.
    3. They both work best when dropped from high places.


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    Other Instrument Jokes

    Why do bagpipers march while playing?

    To get away from the gawd-awful racket!

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    What's the difference between an onion and an oboe?

    No one cries when you chop up an oboe.

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    with a mexican accent

    MY MOTHER SHE WORK IN CALIFORNIA, BUT SHE CAN'T WORK NO MORE. SHE LEFT HER HARP IN SAN FRANCISCO

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    Other Instrument Jokes

    Hi everyone, I'm new on the forums, thought I'd share one or two...

    What's the difference between a rock musician and a jazz musician?
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    A rock musician plays 3 chords for 10,000 people. A jazz musician plays 10,000 chords for 3 people.

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    your chold comes up to you and says they want to play an instrument, so you buy them a euphonium. after realizing they have no hope of playing euphonium you get them a trumpet and say here, now you're a trumpet player. when they fail at this you buy them a clarinet you say, here this a clarinet, its a woodwind, yuo cant possibly fail. when they fail yet again, now broke from all your purchases you grab the first two sticks you can find in your yard and hand them that and say your a drummer.









    if they fail ath this as well what do you do?









    take away a stick and tell them they are a conductor


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