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Slips of the tongue or pen

- From a Sacramento, California, radio station: "This mellowed beer is brewed with pukey mountain water . . . pure Rocky Mountain water!"

- Announcer Ed Herlihy: "Another delicious combination for these hot days, also by Kraft, is a chilled grease sandwich and a choke."

- From a news station: "…still missing in the unsolved Bank robbery is a million dollars worth of blue chop sticks."









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