The private detective character Richard Diamond was a TV showed I watched when I was younger. But before that there was a radio show. This little clip is Diamond making a joke, after being beaten up a bit and then re-confronting a hood. The says "tuba" but seems to have meant "Sousaphone." It's a pretty good joke!

http://www.dwerden.com/SoundFiles/Tu...ndTubaJoke.mp3