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    Trombone Jokes

    What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone?

    "On" or "Off."
    Dave Werden (ASCAP)
    Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
    Adams E3, Denis Wick 4AL (classic)
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  2. Trombone Jokes

    As a Bass Trombonists I resemble that remark. LOL
    Quick funny story. I used to play Bass Bone in a church orchestra. One day after rehearsal the director told us, with the possible exception of Darren, everybody needs to play louder. I have never been able to live that one down.
    Darren

  3. Trombone Jokes

    How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?
    The doorbell drags.

    What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?

    1. Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
    2. It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.

    How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist?
    He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.

    It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays it!

    How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
    Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

  4. Trombone Jokes

    Originally posted by: jackofalltrades How do you know when a trombone player is at your door? The doorbell drags. What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw? 1. Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still. 2. It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw. How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing. It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays it! How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


    lol at the 4th one

    how do you make a trombone section quieter? shoot some players.

    how do you get in the handicap parking spot? put a trombone case on the dashboard

    how do you keep a trumpet from getting stolen? put it in a trombone case

    why aren't there any trombones in kansas, cause the state is flate enough without trombones.


  5. A trombone is a wind-powered, manually-operated pitch approximator.

  6. What do you call a beautiful blonde on the arm of a trombone player?

    A tattoo.

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