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What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone?
"On" or "Off."
"On" or "Off."
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Trombone Jokes
As a Bass Trombonists I resemble that remark. LOL
Quick funny story. I used to play Bass Bone in a church orchestra. One day after rehearsal the director told us, with the possible exception of Darren, everybody needs to play louder. I have never been able to live that one down.
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Trombone Jokes
How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?
The doorbell drags.
What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
1. Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
2. It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.
How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist?
He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.
It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays it!
How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.Comment
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Trombone Jokes
Originally posted by: jackofalltrades How do you know when a trombone player is at your door? The doorbell drags. What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw? 1. Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still. 2. It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw. How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing. It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays it! How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
lol at the 4th one
how do you make a trombone section quieter? shoot some players.
how do you get in the handicap parking spot? put a trombone case on the dashboard
how do you keep a trumpet from getting stolen? put it in a trombone case
why aren't there any trombones in kansas, cause the state is flate enough without trombones.
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A trombone is a wind-powered, manually-operated pitch approximator.Comment
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What do you call a beautiful blonde on the arm of a trombone player?
A tattoo.Comment
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