Trombone Jokes

[davewerden]

What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone?

"On" or "Off."

[Tubabone]

As a Bass Trombonists I resemble that remark. LOL
Quick funny story. I used to play Bass Bone in a church orchestra. One day after rehearsal the director told us, with the possible exception of Darren, everybody needs to play louder. I have never been able to live that one down.
Darren

[jackofalltrades]

How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?
The doorbell drags.

What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?

1. Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
2. It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.

How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist?
He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.

It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays it!

How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

[stevenhamlin]

Originally posted by: jackofalltrades How do you know when a trombone player is at your door? The doorbell drags. What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw? 1. Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still. 2. It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw. How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing. It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays it! How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

lol at the 4th one

how do you make a trombone section quieter? shoot some players.

how do you get in the handicap parking spot? put a trombone case on the dashboard

how do you keep a trumpet from getting stolen? put it in a trombone case

why aren't there any trombones in kansas, cause the state is flate enough without trombones.