Other Instrument Jokes

[tampaworth]

You know that bulb on the bottom of an English horn? It's really an oboe seed. Plant it and an oboe grows. An English horn is just a fully mature oboe.

I know many of you have seen this before but I can't resist.....
What makes a great oboe mute?

[ravi196520]

Violin Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.