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Dave Werden (ASCAP)
Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
Adams Artist (Adams E3)
Alliance Mouthpiece DC3, Wick 4AL, Wick 4ABL
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Euphonium Jokes
What do you call a professional euphonium player who does not play in a military band?
Unemployed.
...sad but true
Rick Floyd
Miraphone 5050 - Warburton BJ / RF mpc
"Always play with a good tone, never louder than lovely, never softer than supported." - author unknown.
Symphonic Band of the Palm Beaches
El Cumbanchero (Raphael Hernandez, arr. Naohiro Iwai)
The Cowboys (John Williams, arr. James Curnow)
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Euphonium Jokes
Euphoniumist with a Pager? What do you call a Euphoniumist with a pager?
... a consummate optimist!
"MC"
Glenn K. Call
- in sunny Rochester, NY
Caribbean of the North!
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Euphonium Jokes: 2 possibilities
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I have a cartoon showing two women in a kitchen drinking coffee.
One sez "What instrument does your nephew play?"
Aunt says "Euphonium"
One replies "OK, I'll give him a call. I thought you knew."
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How many euphonium players does it take to change a light bulb?
What the heck's a Euphonium?Comment
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Euphonium Jokes: 2 possibilities
What is the difference between a euphonium player and a large pizza?
Answer: A large pizza can feed a family of four!!!- Scott
Euphoniums: Dillon 967, Monzani MZEP-1150S, Dillon 1067 (kid’s horn)
Bass Trombones: Greenhoe GB5-3G, Getzen 1052FDR, JP232
King Jiggs P-boneComment
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Euphonium Jokes
What is the difference between Euphonium players and Baritone players?
Answer: Baritone players don't always wine about how they don't play Euphonium!Comment
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Euphonium Jokes
How do you keep a euphonium from getting stolen?
Answer: put it in a tuba case
hmmm.... maybe this is a tuba joke
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Euphonium Jokes
What happens when turn a Euphoniumist into a conductor and put electricity through it..
non-stop sparke's (Philip Sparke)Comment
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Euphonium Jokes
How do you keep a euphonium player in suspense?
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Euphonium Jokes
What's the difference between a dead euphonium player and a dead snake?
The snake died on the way to a gig.Comment
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Euphonium Jokes
How many euphoniums does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Bass or Treble? lolComment
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Euphonium Jokes
How do you get a euphoniumnista to play fortissimo?
Write "pp, espressivo"
Did you hear about the euphoniumnista who was so out of tune his section noticed?
Q: What's the difference between a euphonium and a drink machine?
A: With the drink machine, you might actually get a Hi-C.
A euphoniumnista starts from point A traveling at 2.2 mph toward point B, while a frog starts from point C traveling at 60 feet per minute. witch one gets to the gig first.
What's the difference between a baritone player and a euphoniumnista?
-A euphoniumnista won't shut up about how he doesn't play the baritone.Comment
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Euphonium Jokes
How do you make a trombone sound beautiful?
-Sell it and buy a euphonium
How does an American euphonium player make money?
-By taking Jukka Mylls' advice (FINNISH euphonium...)Comment
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Euphonium Jokes
"Did you hear the one about the Euphonium player?"
"um... no?"
"Exactly."
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Euphonium Jokes
what do you call a professional euphonium player
a street performer. sad but true.
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