How many euphoniums does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Bass or Treble? lol
How many euphoniums does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Bass or Treble? lol
How do you get a euphoniumnista to play fortissimo?
Write "pp, espressivo"
Did you hear about the euphoniumnista who was so out of tune his section noticed?
Q: What's the difference between a euphonium and a drink machine?
A: With the drink machine, you might actually get a Hi-C.
A euphoniumnista starts from point A traveling at 2.2 mph toward point B, while a frog starts from point C traveling at 60 feet per minute. witch one gets to the gig first.
What's the difference between a baritone player and a euphoniumnista?
-A euphoniumnista won't shut up about how he doesn't play the baritone.
How do you make a trombone sound beautiful?
-Sell it and buy a euphonium
How does an American euphonium player make money?
-By taking Jukka Mylls' advice (FINNISH euphonium...)
"Did you hear the one about the Euphonium player?"
"um... no?"
"Exactly."
what do you call a professional euphonium player
a street performer. sad but true.
Q: Why was the baritone invented?
A: Someone thought the tuba should have a baby.
Q: What's the grading scale for the quality of a baritone?
A: New, Hit by Bulldozer Once, Hit by Bulldozer Twice, Good for Parts.
Q: What do you do if you run over a baritone?
A: Back up and hit it again, just to make sure.
Q: What instrument does the stupidest member of the band play?
A: Drums, but if that's too hard, they can always try euphonium.
Q: Why don't euphonium players play hide-and seek?
A: Nobody would bother to look for them.
Q: How many euphoniums does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to do breathing exercises until the room spins.
Q: What do you call a really bad trumpet player?
A: A treble clef baritone.
Q: How do you get ahold of a baritone player?
A: Eu-phone-ium.
baritone n: 1. vocal: someone who didn't make it as either a tenor or a bass; 2. instrumental: someone who didn't make it as either a tuba or a trombone; 3. a tuba that shrunk in the wash; 4. a trombone with taste; 5. an easier spelling of the word "euphonium."
Top five reasons not to play the euphonium:
5: Not being allowed to play in a jazz band or a full orchestra.
4: Having to explain the differences between a baritone and a euphonium when you're really not sure yourself.
3: Having to hit both really high notes and really low notes.
2: Having to explain why your "tuba" is smaller than the rest.
1: No one knows what the heck it is.
I got all these from: http://canonicalbandjokes.webs.com/e...itonejokes.htm
I just posted all the ones I didn't see previously posted. Go Euphs!
What do you call 100 euphonium players on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 1000 euphonium players on the moon?
Another problem
What do you call all the euphonium players in the world on the moon?
Problem solved
How do you make counterfeit baritone horns?
You phony 'em.
*ba-da-boom-CRASH*
David Bjornstad
1923 Conn New Wonder 86I, Bach 6 1/2 AL
2018 Wessex EP100 Dolce, Denis Wick 4ABL
2013 Jinbao JBEP-1111L, Denis Wick 4AM
2015 Jinbao JBBR-1240, Denis Wick clone mouthpiece of unknown designation
Cullman (AL) Community Band (Euph Section Leader)
Brass Band of Huntsville (2nd Bari)
I got some
What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Euphonium Player? A Tattoo
How does a Euphonium player make money? By cleaning toilets
What's the range of a euphonium? 15-20 yards depending on how good your arm is
How much does a Euphonium player get paid on a gig? Depends on how many slices of pizza and cookies are left at the reception after the gig
How does a band director torture a Tuba and Euphonium section? He passes out the band transcription of Fingal's Cave Overture
What's the difference between a park bench and a Euphonium player? A Park Bench can support a family
How do you get a Euphonium to sound like a French Horn? Put your hand in the bell and miss half the notes
Al
Valencia College 2013
UCF (GO KNIGHTS!)
Studying Music Education as a Major
Weapons of Brass Destruction -
Euphonium - 1969 Besson Imperial with a Denis Wick SM3U Mouthpiece
Tenor Trombone - 2011 Getzen Eterna with a Schilke 51 D Mouthpiece
I play in various ensembles at Rollins College, the University of Central Florida, and anywhere else that needs either a Trombone or Euphonium player in the Central Florida area.