Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 21

Thread: Tuba Jokes

  1. #1

    Tuba Jokes

    Please reply to this message to contribute any good (and clean!!) jokes you have heard about tubas or tuba players.
    Dave Werden (ASCAP)
    Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
    Adams Artist (Adams E3)
    YouTube: dwerden
    Facebook: davewerden
    Twitter: davewerden
    Instagram: davewerdeneuphonium

  2. #2

    Tuba Jokes

    What do get when you cross a tuba player and a goal post?

    A goal post that can't march.
    Dave Werden (ASCAP)
    Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
    Adams Artist (Adams E3)
    YouTube: dwerden
    Facebook: davewerden
    Twitter: davewerden
    Instagram: davewerdeneuphonium

  3. #3

    Tuba Jokes

    What's a tuba for?

    1-1/2" by 3-1/2" unless you request "full-cut."
    Dave Werden (ASCAP)
    Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
    Adams Artist (Adams E3)
    YouTube: dwerden
    Facebook: davewerden
    Twitter: davewerden
    Instagram: davewerdeneuphonium

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    West Palm Beach, FL
    Posts
    3,284

    Tuba Jokes

    Two tuba players were walking past a bar. Don't laugh - it could happen!
    Rick Floyd
    Miraphone 5050 - Warburton Brandon Jones sig mpc
    YEP-641S (on long-term loan to grandson)
    Doug Elliott - 102 rim; I-cup; I-9 shank


    "Always play with a good tone, never louder than lovely, never softer than supported." - author unknown.
    Symphonic Band of the Palm Beaches
    Russian Christmas Music (Alfred Reed)
    El Cumbanchero (Rafael Hernández) cell phone video

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Hidden Valley, AZ
    Posts
    728

    Tuba Jokes

    What's the difference between an onion and a Chinese tuba?

    Nobody cries when you cut up the tuba!

    dg
    1966 Besson 181 highly modified New Standard
    1918 Hawkes & Son euph 3&1 original
    1917 Conn C/D/Eb mellophone original
    1915 York Bb tenorhorn original

  6. Tuba Jokes

    How many tubists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    3... 1 to hold the bulb and 2 to drink till the room spins.

  7. Tuba Jokes

    What is the range of a TuBA?

    About 25 feet if you're strong enough.

  8. Tuba Jokes

    How do you get 2 tuba players to play in tune?

    Shoot one.


  9. Tuba Jokes

    What do you call 2,000 tubas laying at the bottom of the ocean floor?

    A good start!


  10. #10

    Tuba Jokes

    LOL!!!

    Do I detect some antipathy towards Tuba players??? I especially loved the ones about the onion, and about getting two Tuba players to play in tune.

    Smitty

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •