Tuba Jokes

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Tuba Jokes

One week after moving into his first apartment, Ed called his mother to complain about his neighbors: "One woman cries all day, another lies in bed moaning, and then there's the guy that keeps banging his head against the wall."

"You better keep away from them," she said.

"I am. I stay inside all day playing my tuba."

[jackofalltrades]

Tuba Jokes

You drop a Banjo, an Accordion and a Tuba off the Empire State building. Which one hits the ground first?
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[jackofalltrades]

Tuba Jokes

A tuba player walks into a bar................It cost him $175.00 to have the dent removed.

[redvsblue]

Tuba Jokes

One year, we didn't have enough sousa's but a bazillion flutes, so my director decided to move 4 flutes to tuba. When the girls tried to put on the sousa's, only one got the sousa on her. The others requied the help of her friends. The one that got the sousa on by herself was knocked down by wind on the tarmac. Not fiberglass or brass mind you, but shiney silver. This is not a joke. It really happened. I was there and nearly peed myself laughing.

[RickF]

Tuba Jokes

Gene Pokorny of the CSO told this joke last month...

"There are three kinds of tuba players, one that can count and one that can't."

[David Bloss]

The tuba makes a wonderful weapon. The lowest notes are used to call in elephants for the stampede.