Please reply to this message to contribute any good (and clean!!) jokes you have heard about tubas or tuba players.
Please reply to this message to contribute any good (and clean!!) jokes you have heard about tubas or tuba players.
Dave Werden (ASCAP)
Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
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What do get when you cross a tuba player and a goal post?
A goal post that can't march.
Dave Werden (ASCAP)
Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
Adams Artist (Adams E3)
Alliance Mouthpiece (DC3)
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What's a tuba for?
1-1/2" by 3-1/2" unless you request "full-cut."
Dave Werden (ASCAP)
Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
Adams Artist (Adams E3)
Alliance Mouthpiece (DC3)
YouTube: dwerden
Facebook: davewerden
Twitter: davewerden
Instagram: davewerdeneuphonium
Two tuba players were walking past a bar. Don't laugh - it could happen!
Rick Floyd
Miraphone 5050 - Warburton BJ / RF mpc
YEP-641S (recently sold)
Doug Elliott - 102 rim; I-cup; I-9 shank
"Always play with a good tone, never louder than lovely, never softer than supported." - author unknown.
Symphonic Band of the Palm Beaches
El Cumbanchero (Raphael Hernandez, arr. Naohiro Iwai)
Chorale and Shaker Dance (John Zdechlik)
What's the difference between an onion and a Chinese tuba?
Nobody cries when you cut up the tuba!
dg
How many tubists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3... 1 to hold the bulb and 2 to drink till the room spins.
What is the range of a TuBA?
About 25 feet if you're strong enough.
How do you get 2 tuba players to play in tune?
Shoot one.
What do you call 2,000 tubas laying at the bottom of the ocean floor?
A good start!
LOL!!!
Do I detect some antipathy towards Tuba players??? I especially loved the ones about the onion, and about getting two Tuba players to play in tune.
Smitty