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Dave Werden (ASCAP)
Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
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What do get when you cross a tuba player and a goal post?
A goal post that can't march.Dave Werden (ASCAP)
Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
Adams Artist (Adams E3)
Alliance Mouthpiece DC3, Wick 4AL, Wick 4ABL
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What's a tuba for?
1-1/2" by 3-1/2" unless you request "full-cut."Dave Werden (ASCAP)
Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
Adams Artist (Adams E3)
Alliance Mouthpiece DC3, Wick 4AL, Wick 4ABL
YouTube: dwerden
Facebook: davewerden
Twitter: davewerden
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Tuba Jokes
Two tuba players were walking past a bar. Don't laugh - it could happen!
Rick Floyd
Miraphone 5050 - Warburton BJ / RF mpc
"Always play with a good tone, never louder than lovely, never softer than supported." - author unknown.
Symphonic Band of the Palm Beaches
El Cumbanchero (Raphael Hernandez, arr. Naohiro Iwai)
The Cowboys (John Williams, arr. James Curnow)
Festive Overture (Dmitri Shostakovich)​Comment
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What's the difference between an onion and a Chinese tuba?
Nobody cries when you cut up the tuba!
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How many tubists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3... 1 to hold the bulb and 2 to drink till the room spins.Comment
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What is the range of a TuBA?
About 25 feet if you're strong enough.
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How do you get 2 tuba players to play in tune?
Shoot one.
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What do you call 2,000 tubas laying at the bottom of the ocean floor?
A good start!
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LOL!!!
Do I detect some antipathy towards Tuba players??? I especially loved the ones about the onion, and about getting two Tuba players to play in tune.
SmittyComment
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My brother is a tuba player whereas I am a euphonium player....you have to have a couple good tuba remarks... hahaComment
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A young child returned from his first music lesson on the tuba.
"How did it go?" asked his father.
"Great," said the child. "I learned how to play a 'C'."
The next week the child took another lesson and his father asked about the lesson.
"Terrific," said the child. "I learned how to play a 'G'."
The following week the child didn't come home. The father was frantic with
worry when the child didn't come home until 2:00 AM.
"Where in heck have you been ," shouted the father.
"I had a gig!!" answered the son.
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keithbarton, that is HILARIOUS! I almost died laughing! Great jokes though!Comment
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What does a high school tuba player get on his/her SAT (Scholastic Aptitude Test)?
Drool.Comment
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Two notes on a tuba. One is Bb. The other isn't.Comment
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