Please reply to this message to contribute any good (and clean!!) jokes you have heard about tubas or tuba players.
Please reply to this message to contribute any good (and clean!!) jokes you have heard about tubas or tuba players.
Dave Werden
Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
Instructor of Euphonium and Tuba
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What do get when you cross a tuba player and a goal post?
A goal post that can't march.
Dave Werden
Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
Instructor of Euphonium and Tuba
Twitter: davewerden
Facebook: davewerden
YouTube: dwerden
Owner of TubaEuph.com, DWerden.com
What's a tuba for?
1-1/2" by 3-1/2" unless you request "full-cut."
Dave Werden
Euphonium Soloist, U.S. Coast Guard Band, retired
Instructor of Euphonium and Tuba
Twitter: davewerden
Facebook: davewerden
YouTube: dwerden
Owner of TubaEuph.com, DWerden.com
Two tuba players were walking past a bar. Don't laugh - it could happen!
Rick Floyd
Miraphone 5050
YEP-641S
Giddings & Webster Kadja or
DE 102 rim; I-cup; I-9 shank
"Don't play the notes, play the meaning of the notes." - Pablo Casals
Symphonic Band of the Palm Beaches
Some audio excerpts:
What's the difference between an onion and a Chinese tuba?
Nobody cries when you cut up the tuba!
dg
A pinhole in a trumpet renders it almost unplayable, whereas a bullet hole in a tuba may go largely unnoticed...
1968 Besson 181 New Standard restored
1918 Hawkes & Son 3&1 original
1905 DeVries saxhorn restored
Wick SM4 & Ultra
How many tubists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3... 1 to hold the bulb and 2 to drink till the room spins.
What is the range of a TuBA?
About 25 feet if you're strong enough.
How do you get 2 tuba players to play in tune?
Shoot one.
What do you call 2,000 tubas laying at the bottom of the ocean floor?
A good start!
LOL!!!
Do I detect some antipathy towards Tuba players??? I especially loved the ones about the onion, and about getting two Tuba players to play in tune.
Smitty
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