Search:

Type: Posts; User: jackofalltrades

Search: Search took 0.00 seconds.

  1. Replies
    20
    Views
    132,396

    Tuba Jokes

    A tuba player walks into a bar................It cost him $175.00 to have the dent removed. vbmodified
  2. Replies
    46
    Views
    154,235

    Other Instrument Jokes

    How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb?

    1. "One, two, three, one, two, three..."
    2. "Hey man, I just do sound."
    3. One. Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original...
  3. Replies
    5
    Views
    21,357

    Trombone Jokes

    How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?
    The doorbell drags.

    What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?

    1. Vibrato, though you can minimize this...
  4. Replies
    46
    Views
    154,235

    Other Instrument Jokes

    This should go in EVERY concert program.........

    Commandments for Concert Goers:

    I
    Thou shalt hearken unto the music with all thy heart, with all thy soul, and all thy mind, to aid thee in...
  5. Replies
    2
    Views
    3,867

    Playing my dad's old King

    Thats a picture of me going for the high notes... ;} Thanks for hosting this great website. I also play the trombone and joined that group also. No trombone jokes??? vbmodified
  6. Odd or Funny Things that Happened During a Gig

    My dad was a band master in the Navy during WWII. He played trombone and was in the front line of the assembly. He got the flu and was out for several days. He came back in time for the grand parade...
  7. Replies
    0
    Views
    11,941

    Not so much a gig but school practise

    Playing a bell front Baritone has is perks. When in Jr. High band we had a teacher who lost his temper and would throw his (cork handled) baton at any unruly student who caused a commotion. The drum...
  8. Replies
    2
    Views
    3,867

    Playing my dad's old King

    After a 20 something year hiatus from music I pulled out my Trombone and Euphonium. Both of these were my dad's. He was a professional and I love the euphonium. It is a King he bought with his...
  9. Replies
    46
    Views
    154,235

    Other Instrument Jokes

    The orchestra was rehearsing the 9th symphony. During the last movement the Bass players had quite a long break. They decided during the performance to sneak out the back door and around the corner...
  10. Replies
    46
    Views
    154,235

    Other Instrument Jokes

    What do you call a drummer who broke up with his girlfriend? ..................................Homeless
    How do you make a drummer's car go faster?............Remove the pizza delivery sign from the...
  11. Replies
    20
    Views
    132,396

    Tuba Jokes

    You drop a Banjo, an Accordion and a Tuba off the Empire State building. Which one hits the ground first?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Who cares?vbmodified
Results 1 to 11 of 11